Suddenly, I remembered a story from when my oldest daughter was in high school.

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Eldest: "All boys like mature girls with long hair, don't they?"

Me: "I think short hair is supreme for girls, and I've always liked girls who were running around at all hours of the day!"

Eldest: "Boys want a girl with a cute little chuckle, don't they?"

Me: "It was even 'painful' to be with a girl who couldn't even come up with her own conversation topics."

Eldest: "Maybe you are just special."

Me: "I don't deny it, but I think there's a little more diversity in men's preferences for the opposite sex."

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There is one of the girls' assumptions that some boys laugh at each other after a fistfight on a riverbank.

Such a guy doesn't exist, and if existed, he is a sorry person who has damaged part or all of his brain.